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“you cant teach a bug to do tricks” #Syria

(Omegle allows one to post random questions for two strangers to discuss - etc)

Question to discuss:do you know what’s happening in Syria?

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: is it bad

Stranger 2: something i’d rather not think about

Stranger 1: wait

Stranger 2: how about china

Stranger 1: i got this question be4

Stranger 1: next time

Stranger 2: whats happening in chinese zoo’s for the past 100 years that people arent talking about

Stranger 1: actually tell us

Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 2: if i ever stepped into a chinese zoo i’d probably end up committing suicide within a week

Stranger 1: why? whats in it?

Stranger 2: china is a country with zero animal cruelty laws

Stranger 1: :/

Stranger 1: fucking dicks

Stranger 2: and the captured animals often learn how to kill themselves and their children to avoid life of torture

Stranger 1: oh shit

Stranger 1: i saw that in india they made animals dance

Stranger 2: and the reasons they do shit is often like kill a rhino to take its horn so you have luck in the after life

Stranger 1: it really looked like they were dieing inside

Stranger 2: kind of shit

Stranger 2: milk a bears liver for common cold

Stranger 2: etc

Stranger 1: oh no

Stranger 1: common cold doesnt have a heal#

Stranger 1: i mean medicine

Stranger 2: so while people are generally fucking eachother up and everyones up in arms over everything

Stranger 2: animals who have no idea why are constantly having a shitty time

Stranger 2: i’d rather fight for creatures that don’t know why

Stranger 1: :/

Stranger 1: same

Stranger 1: i love animals]

Stranger 1: but hate bugs lol

Stranger 1: they just scare me

Stranger 2: you cant teach a bug to do tricks

Stranger 1: spiders can be trained cant they?

Stranger 2: they can be trained to give people nightmare